Agent #10 – Good Manners

I’m up to agent #10 now. I’m still on the New York agents and still querying the ones who list ‘historical fiction’ or ‘historicals’ as one of their specific areas of interest. But since about agent #6, I don’t seem to be getting replies back inside 48 hours now. Of the ten agents I have now queried, I’m still waiting to hear back from five of them (not including the two that asked to see more material.) Considering how many literary agents there are – they’re in their hundreds – I’ve really only just started this process but I had been struck by how quickly they were all getting back to me. Perhaps I just picked the top half-dozen agents who are really good about getting back to authors efficiently.

At any rate, I’m now at #10 and when asked in the Jeff Herman guide “How would you describe the perfect client?“, she had this to say: Glorious talent aside, the perfect client is distinguished by good sense, good humor and good manners.”

I’d have expected the first two, but good manners...?! It makes me wonder what sort of letters get sent out to literary agents by people on my side of the brick wall. Take me on as a client you goddamned bitch or I’ll come at you with a machete. I suppose all sorts of different approaches work for all sorts of different literary agents but I can’t imagine The Rude Approach works for anyone. And that’s probably a good thing. Where does one even buy a machete?

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The Hollywood's Garden of Allah novels blog is by Martin Turnbull, a Los Angeles based historical fiction author writing about the golden era of Hollywood in his series of novels set at the Garden of Allah Hotel, which stood on Sunset Blvd from 1927 to 1959. Check him out at www.martinturnbull.com and Facebook: "gardenofallahnovels"
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One Response to Agent #10 – Good Manners

  1. Chezzie says:

    Or perhaps she means something as simple as please don’t fart or pick your nose in any of our meetings! Now that’s good manners no matter what side of the river your from………………………

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